I draw your dreams

  Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine passed away and gave me a key to her safety deposit box.  I opened it, and was terrified to find a finger with a ring on it.  I took it to the police station, and they told me that the finger was made of wax.  The ring was worth a fortune! August 12, 2022 Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine gave me a snow globe, except it was a bit unusual.  It had red glitter instead of white, and it commemorated the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. August 18, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was given some candies in a movie theatre.  It was dark, and the candies tasted a bit weird.  When the lights came on at the end of a movie, I found out that I wasn't eating liquorice allsorts. August 24, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was at a very upscale pet store in Manhattan that was selling Christian Louboutin stilettos, individually wrapped as chew toys for dogs.  In my dream, (and as well in rea...

  Last night I had a dream that some jellyfish-like aliens came to rescue a space capsule in the ocean.  They only saved the parachutes. July 11, 2022 Last night I had a dream that they put Justin Bieber on the $1,000.00 bill.  They put Hudson and Rex on the $500.00 bill, and there wasn't a denomination big enough for Drake. July 18, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I had a crystal ball that could accurately predict the weather. July 20, 2022 Last night I had a dream about a minion named Hank who had three eyes. July 29, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was in a library, and for a small fee, you could sign out clothing.  They would clean it for you when you returned it in three days, and I asked if I could buy a zippered top with a cat on it.  They said no. July 30, 2022 Last night I had a dream that Woodstock from "Peanuts" went through an anarchist phase.  He's much better now. Back to June 2022               ...

 (Originally published on Instagram June 1, 2022.  My modem had to be replaced.) Happy Pride Month! June 4, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I bought an Ontario lottery ticket called "Garage Sale".  When I scratched it, it said "WINNER!  Claim your prize at the Lotto Office."  I went and I won a silk tie in its original box, with a coffee stain on it.  Yep, the type of thing you would find at a garage sale. June 10, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I heard all about monkey pox, but I came down with rhino pox.  My doctor asked me how I got into contact with a rhino, and that's when I remembered that I saw one on the subway. June 15, 2022 Last night I had a dream that they sent ants into outer space because they wanted to see what they would do in zero gravity.  All they did was have fun and float around.  No tunnel digging. Back to May 2022                             ...

  Last night I had a dream that I was in a park and I found a five-leafed clover.  As soon as I picked it, I got hit in the head with a frisbee and dropped my ice cream cone.  Then a little girl told me that five-leafed clovers are bad luck. May 4, 2022 Last night I had a dream that Yoda usually started out with a lightsaber but finished the job by biting ankles.  May the 4th be with you! May 8, 2022 Last night I had a dream that a sure sign of spring in Toronto, Canada was a robin and tulips.  A sure sign of summer was ice cream on the sidewalk, and stepping in Canada goose poo. May 12, 2022 When I was four years old, there were a bunch of slugs living on a log in my back yard.  I picked up a few and put the in a jar.  My dad made some holes in the top so they could breathe.  In the middle of the night I had a dream that I was suffocating.  I woke up, and the smell in the room was unbearable!  The slugs had come out of the holes and the...

  Last night I had a dream that I designed some packaging for a new product, "Testy Taters".  Then I learned that the guy who hired me misspelled "Tasty". April 11, 2022 This morning, like every morning in Toronto in the spring before the sun comes up, the birds sing.  Even crows and seagulls and geese make a noise.  Last night I had a dream that they were singing in their belief that they were helping to make sure the sun came out for another day.   April 13, 2022 Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine designed an alarm system for my dad's Cadillac.  It had tinted windows and when someone came too close, it would shake back and forth and a tape of lions would come on.  It was surprisingly effective. April 14, 2022 Albino Bunny Easter Egg 2022 April 19, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I presented my guests something that everyone could eat, a Tofurkey Chia Pet.  Only one person said that they liked it.  I ordered a pizza. Apri...

  Last night I had a dream about a farmer who attached a scarecrow to a drone, and let it go in his cornfields.  The crows were terrified. March 9, 2022 Last night I had a dream that my friend's chihuahua won "Best in Show" at a dog show.  They put a heavy gold ribbon on him when he was on the pedestal, and he fell off and it nearly decapitated the poor thing. March 15, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I entered a kite contest.  I won "Most Ironic" with my anvil shaped kite. March 17, 2022 Happy St. Patrick's Day!  Happy Birthday T-Nu!  (More psycho fan art from Camille_thedreamer)  Check out T-Nu's fantastic video, "Let's build a WAR RIG!  Mad Max Cars!" (click on the link) March 19, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was in a bar and red wine was picking on white wine's wimpy cousin, ice wine. March 22, 2022 Last night I had a dream about the newest anti-hero, "Superspreader". March 27, 2022 Last night I had a dream tha...

 Happy Black History Month! Canada Post has released a stamp celebrating Black History Month.  It features a portrait of Eleanor Collins, known as Vancouver's "First Lady of Jazz".  In 1955, she appeared on CBC Television in her own variety series, "The Elanor Show".  Collins paved the way for a more racially diverse Canadian entertainment scene.  She is 102 years old. February 5, 2022 Last night I had a dream about a food truck owned by zombies.  Of course, zombies could order food all made with brains, like "Angel Brain Pasta", "Miche-Left-Lobe Lite Beer", and for dessert, "Sundae Bloody Sundae". February 9, 2022 Last night I dreamt that I was at an auction and the Batmobile came up, and I bought it for $1.00.  I went to drive it home, and it conked out about six blocks from the auction house.  I filled it back up with gas, and it only went six blocks again.  I had it towed and realized why it was just a buck. February 12, 2022 La...