Last night I had a dream that I was in a park and I found a five-leafed clover. As soon as I picked it, I got hit in the head with a frisbee and dropped my ice cream cone. Then a little girl told me that five-leafed clovers are bad luck.
May 4, 2022Last night I had a dream that Yoda usually started out with a lightsaber but finished the job by biting ankles. May the 4th be with you!
May 8, 2022Last night I had a dream that a sure sign of spring in Toronto, Canada was a robin and tulips. A sure sign of summer was ice cream on the sidewalk, and stepping in Canada goose poo.
May 12, 2022When I was four years old, there were a bunch of slugs living on a log in my back yard. I picked up a few and put the in a jar. My dad made some holes in the top so they could breathe. In the middle of the night I had a dream that I was suffocating. I woke up, and the smell in the room was unbearable! The slugs had come out of the holes and they were all over my dresser. I put them back in the jar and let them go outside in the dark. Pet slugs. Not recommended.
Last night I had a dream that I was on an escalator at the Eaton Centre (a large mall), and I looked and saw Mark Harmon riding the escalator right behind me. Then all of a sudden the stairs of the escalator went flat, and we plunged to the bottom as if it was a slide He asked me if I was I okay, and I asked "Is NCIS filming in Toronto?"
May 19, 2022Last night I had a dream that I bought an envelope moistener shaped like the Rolling Stones logo, so when I send out my hand-made cards to people, they won't get Covid. They didn't get Covid. They got Mono.
May 20, 2022Last night I had a dream that I was at the wedding where Jesus turned the water into wine. The party really got started when He turned the wine into tequila.
May 25, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I bought some flamingo lawn ornaments specifically designed for Canada. They turn blue and shake in the wintertime.
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