Last night I had a dream that I designed some packaging for a new product, "Testy Taters". Then I learned that the guy who hired me misspelled "Tasty".
April 11, 2022This morning, like every morning in Toronto in the spring before the sun comes up, the birds sing. Even crows and seagulls and geese make a noise. Last night I had a dream that they were singing in their belief that they were helping to make sure the sun came out for another day.
April 13, 2022Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine designed an alarm system for my dad's Cadillac. It had tinted windows and when someone came too close, it would shake back and forth and a tape of lions would come on. It was surprisingly effective.
April 14, 2022 Albino Bunny Easter Egg 2022
April 19, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I presented my guests something that everyone could eat, a Tofurkey Chia Pet. Only one person said that they liked it. I ordered a pizza.
April 24, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was commissioned to make a pop-up book of my dreams. I was a little disappointed because all they wanted was my nightmares. I didn't want to scare the kids so I toned them down.
April 26, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I went to the zoo and I didn't have peanuts, so I fed the elephant wasabi peas. In the same dream, I went back three years later and it remembered me (elephants never forget!), and it conked me on the head with its trunk.
April 27, 2022Last night I had a dream that I was involved in a study that found that only 80 percent of clams are actually happy.
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