August 1 - 31, 2022

 

Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine passed away and gave me a key to her safety deposit box.  I opened it, and was terrified to find a finger with a ring on it.  I took it to the police station, and they told me that the finger was made of wax.  The ring was worth a fortune!

August 12, 2022
Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine gave me a snow globe, except it was a bit unusual.  It had red glitter instead of white, and it commemorated the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
August 18, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I was given some candies in a movie theatre.  It was dark, and the candies tasted a bit weird.  When the lights came on at the end of a movie, I found out that I wasn't eating liquorice allsorts.
August 24, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I was at a very upscale pet store in Manhattan that was selling Christian Louboutin stilettos, individually wrapped as chew toys for dogs.  In my dream, (and as well in real life), the dogs only went for the most expensive shoes you had.
August 31, 2022
Last night I had a dream that my friend was breaking the backs of his shoes sliding in and out of them.  I recommended a shoehorn.  He made one himself.  It's not what I had imagined.
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