March 1 - 31, 2022

 

Last night I had a dream about a farmer who attached a scarecrow to a drone, and let it go in his cornfields.  The crows were terrified.

March 9, 2022
Last night I had a dream that my friend's chihuahua won "Best in Show" at a dog show.  They put a heavy gold ribbon on him when he was on the pedestal, and he fell off and it nearly decapitated the poor thing.
March 15, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I entered a kite contest.  I won "Most Ironic" with my anvil shaped kite.
March 17, 2022
Happy St. Patrick's Day!  Happy Birthday T-Nu!  (More psycho fan art from Camille_thedreamer)  Check out T-Nu's fantastic video, "Let's build a WAR RIG!  Mad Max Cars!" (click on the link)
March 19, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I was in a bar and red wine was picking on white wine's wimpy cousin, ice wine.
March 22, 2022
Last night I had a dream about the newest anti-hero, "Superspreader".
March 27, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I was getting a crown at my dentist's office.  As she put me under, I noticed that she had a necklace made out of wisdom teeth.
March 29, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I bought an electronic guard dog.  It tasered a poor postal worker as she put mail in my box.  A regular guard dog would cost much less, and wouldn't be equipped with a taser.  I was mortified!
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