I draw your dreams

 Happy Black History Month! Canada Post has released a stamp celebrating Black History Month.  It features a portrait of Eleanor Collins, known as Vancouver's "First Lady of Jazz".  In 1955, she appeared on CBC Television in her own variety series, "The Elanor Show".  Collins paved the way for a more racially diverse Canadian entertainment scene.  She is 102 years old. February 5, 2022 Last night I had a dream about a food truck owned by zombies.  Of course, zombies could order food all made with brains, like "Angel Brain Pasta", "Miche-Left-Lobe Lite Beer", and for dessert, "Sundae Bloody Sundae". February 9, 2022 Last night I dreamt that I was at an auction and the Batmobile came up, and I bought it for $1.00.  I went to drive it home, and it conked out about six blocks from the auction house.  I filled it back up with gas, and it only went six blocks again.  I had it towed and realized why it was just a buck. February 12, 2022 La...

  The Toronto Maple Leafs played last night.  My boyfriend said it would be a cakewalk because the other team was missing some great players because of COVID-19.  Last night I had a dream about what a cakewalk on ice would look like. January 8, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was in the Talking Heads video "Road to Nowhere".  That's David Byrne on the right.  Toronto is under lockdown again, with no indoor dining and 50% capacity for all stores, including grocery stores. January 15, 2022 Last night I had a dream that Time Magazine was going under, so they started to do more sensational stories like "Search for Bigfoot", "Pentagon:  UFOs are Real", and such. January 17, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I didn't like the whistle on my kettle, so I invented some attachments.  The first one was for a harmonica, and it had moveable arms and a little wheel that helped it move back and forth while steam was passing through it.  It sounded great!...

Last night I had a dream that I bought an Advent Calendar.  I opened up the first day of December door, and inside it wasn't a nice chocolate like i expected, it was a lump of coal.  I opened up the rest of them, and they all had the same thing.  I thought for sure the Christmas Day door would have a chocky, but it was just a bigger lump. December 2, 2021 Last night I found mutant mushrooms in my package that I bought.  On top is the side view, on the bottom is the top view.  These two photos got more likes on my Instagram posts than the first picture of the Advent calendar full of coal that I spent three hours rendering! December 3, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend (who in real life right now has an injured leg), a pair of candy crutches, not a candy cane.  In my dream, they were five times stronger than steel, and murder on your teeth. December 4, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I was in the forest in wintertime, and I saw a light...

Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend gave me a bouquet of flowers.  In it was a red rose.  As the flowers were dying, I snipped them off, but the red rose kept on growing back.  Eventually all of the other flowers died, but the red rose kept on going forever. November 4, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I went to a fancy restaurant with a friend of mine.  I ordered the daily special off the menu, without looking at it.  What arrived was SPAM sushi.  Figures. November 6, 2021 Last night I had a dream I was in a Drag contest.  I had a lot of fun, but I came in last. November 14, 2021 Last night I had a dream that there was a lake in northern Canada that was a base for alien craft.  The locals had known about it for centuries, and the aliens were discovered, but the neighbours were used to them and had no problems with them. November 15, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I was thinking about what to make for the local fair.  I made cand...

  Last night I had a dream that was partly true.  A film crew was shooting a movie on my street outside my window.  They were making a racket and I kept on waking up.  On the street, there were vehicles behind traffic cones.  In my dream,  I tried to move one of the pylons, but it was booby trapped with fireworks.  I woke up scared. September 4, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I bought two goldfish.  I prepared their bowl and put them in.  The orange fish started to suck the slime off the red fish, and just wouldn't leave him alone, so I put them in separate bowls.  I woke up laughing. October 11, 2021 Happy Canadian Thanksgiving 2021! October 13, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I was going through my father's files to archive them.  I ran across a text that he was writing about three children, most likely my sister, my brother and I, riding around the world in an old-fashioned bathtub with feet.  I remember that he actua...

Last night I had a dream that I went and stayed at a convent in Quebec.  It was a beautiful building, and the Sisters were very nice, but I found out that they only had vegan food.  I was perplexed.  I found a solution.  I sneaked in some meat inside of my raincoat.  In my dream, I was noshing on a pork chop that was fried in bread crumbs and covered with tomato sauce.  I kept on hiding my face in the jacket to conceal what I was doing, but they noticed that I had tomato sauce all over me.  Busted! September 3,  2021 Last night I had a dream that I built a doghouse, and when I came back from lunch, an elephant had jammed itself into it. September 6, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I had a bunch of seagulls over for dinner, because I was sorry that I saw them eating garbage.  I cooked them up some hot dogs instead.  I don't know if they were impressed or not. September 14, 2021 Last night I had a dream that a Muskie fish tore a fishing...