Happy Pride Month 2023
June 8, 2023Last night I had a dream that my ankles were being bitten by something. I couldn't figure it out until I saw a little lion was the culprit. I had my place visited by a pest management company and they humanely trapped them and sent them back to Africa.
June 16, 2023Last night I had a dream that I sent off my DNA test to an ancestry discovery company, and it turned out that my grandparents were monkeys.
July 4, 2023Last night I had a dream that I found a message in a bottle.
July 15, 2023It's considered to be good luck when an elephant's trunk is in the air. Last night I had a dream that it's bad luck when an elephant's trunk is down because he ate my straw hat.
July 20, 2023Last night I had a dream that I found some ears of corn.
August 10, 2023Last night I had a dream that my cell phone didn't work with facial recognition. I looked in the mirror and there was no reflection. That's when I realized that I had become a vampire.
August 20, 2023The Minotaur was a creature of Greek mythology that had the body of a man and the head of a bull that ate human flesh. Last night I had a dream about the "Maxitor", who had th4e body of a bull and the head of a man that ate hay.
Last night I had a dream about a canary in a coal mine that died and nobody noticed. It was a dangerous situation, so they got a parrot instead.
Back to May, 2023 Forward to September - November 2023
Comments
Post a Comment