November 1-30, 2022

 

Last night I had a dream that Harry Potter got with the times and started riding a Swiffer.  (Originally published on Instagram on November 6, 2022).

November 8, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I was on the set of a Canadian program called "Hudson & Rex", a show about a detective and his canine partner.  I was acting, about to be arrested at a restaurant, and then Rex went for my steak.  Not in the script!
November 15, 2022
Last night I had a dream that I was waiting for the bus for a long time.  Then I got on the bus.  There was nobody on it.  Then I rode he bus, not knowing where I was going.  I got off the bus and I bumped into Jerry Seinfeld.  He said, "This is a dream about nothing!"
November 21, 2022
Last night I had a dream that Nike got the patent for Hermes' sandals and it applied it to their sneakers.
November 25, 2022
Last night I had a dream about a new superhero called "The Giggler".  His superpower was that he could laugh so hard, it would make the bad guys laugh.  Then he would taser them.
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