I draw your dreams

  Last night I had a dream about Easter Bunny Island.  (Originally published on Instagram April 15, 2023) April 25, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I was in a restaurant in California.  They had waiters that were seals, and they balanced their drinks and food on a tray to take it to the table.  It was very expensive.  I figured out why when only one out of three trays made it to the table. April 28, 2023 Last night I had a dream about a candle that I bought to freshen up my room.  It was supposed to be pine scented.  It smelled like a skunk. Back to March 2023                                                                   Forward to May 2023

  Last night I had a dream that my friend's pet mermaid died.  We flushed it down the toilet. (Originally published on Instagram, March 11, 2023 March 17, 2023 Happy St. Patrick's Day 2023, and a shout-out to T-Nu!  (It's his birthday)! March 18, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I died and went to Purgatory.  I was told that I couldn't go to heaven until I went to ghost school.  The first assignment was to manifest ourselves as small girls with either a doll or a stuffed animal.  I was criticized for not having a scary enough toy.  (I'm the one on the far right!) March 22, 2023 Last night I had a dream that Tom Brady got arrested for wearing brass knuckles.  They turned out to be his Superbowl rings. March 30, 2023 Last night I had a dream about the most intelligent person in the world.  He had an IQ of 190. Everyone wondered why until he took off his tea cozy. Back to February 1-28, 2023               ...

  Celebrating Black History Month, 2023 February 5, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I didn't need an alarm clock.  I had a cat for that who woke me up at exactly 7 a.m. every morning. February 14, 2023 Last night I had a dream about an unknown Volkswagen Beetle-sized object that was shot down over Canada.  It wasn't a silver balloon.  It turned out to be Herbie the Love Bug. February 20, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I was in the witness protection program, and I was given a new identity.  Unfortunately, it was the same identity as a wanted criminal.  When I was picked up by the police, I tried to explain, but I was processed and put in the same cell as the people I was going to squeal on. Back to January 2023

  Last night I had a dream about a new product called "Litter Robot".   It's an actual thing that your cat can do its business in, and the device will dispose of clumps of cat litter so you don't need to scoop.  Last night in my dream, mine came with a new feature, a bidet.  My cat never trusted me again.  (Originally published on Instagram January 9, 2023) January 30, 2023 Last night I hade a dream that pink lemonade was made out of pink lemons. Back to December 2022                                                       Forward to February 2023

  Last night I had a dream that halfway through the dream, there was a commercial for stain remover.  The dream picked right back up where it had left off. December 5, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I painted the bottom of my surfboard like a shark's underbelly.  I thought it would scare away other sharks.  In my dream, it had the opposite effect. December 9, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I handcuffed myself to a briefcase full of cash.  Then I went to get gas and go to the grocery store.  All gone. December 17, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was working on a mammoth throw.  In real life, it's not illegal to use the ivory of mammoths for carving, but in my dream, I wondered what they did with the skins.  The hair was still silky. December 18, 2022 December 20, 2022 Last night I had a dream about extra-extra crunchy Kraft peanut butter.  The extra-extra crunch was from the shells. December 25, 2022 December 30, 2022 Last night I...

  Last night I had a dream that Harry Potter got with the times and started riding a Swiffer.  (Originally published on Instagram on November 6, 2022). November 8, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was on the set of a Canadian program called "Hudson & Rex", a show about a detective and his canine partner.  I was acting, about to be arrested at a restaurant, and then Rex went for my steak.  Not in the script! November 15, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was waiting for the bus for a long time.  Then I got on the bus.  There was nobody on it.  Then I rode he bus, not knowing where I was going.  I got off the bus and I bumped into Jerry Seinfeld.  He said, "This is a dream about nothing!" November 21, 2022 Last night I had a dream that Nike got the patent for Hermes' sandals and it applied it to their sneakers. November 25, 2022 Last night I had a dream about a new superhero called "The Giggler".  His superpower was that he coul...

Last night I had a dream that I went out to a higher-end steakhouse called "The Keg".  Last night I had a dream that I went to a restaurant called "The Leg".  They specialized in legs.  Crab legs, osso buco, pig's feet and such.  I had the Isle of Man chicken legs. October 20, 2022 Last night I had a dream that giant clams were a major source of gum. October 23, 2022 Last night I had  a dream that I was watching TV and a program came on.  It was a special tag-team wrestling match between the Oompa Loompas and the Munchkins. Back to September 2022                                                              Forward to November 2022