March 1-31, 2023

 

Last night I had a dream that my friend's pet mermaid died.  We flushed it down the toilet.

(Originally published on Instagram, March 11, 2023

March 17, 2023
Happy St. Patrick's Day 2023, and a shout-out to T-Nu!  (It's his birthday)!
March 18, 2023
Last night I had a dream that I died and went to Purgatory.  I was told that I couldn't go to heaven until I went to ghost school.  The first assignment was to manifest ourselves as small girls with either a doll or a stuffed animal.  I was criticized for not having a scary enough toy.  (I'm the one on the far right!)
March 22, 2023
Last night I had a dream that Tom Brady got arrested for wearing brass knuckles.  They turned out to be his Superbowl rings.
March 30, 2023
Last night I had a dream about the most intelligent person in the world.  He had an IQ of 190. Everyone wondered why until he took off his tea cozy.
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