I draw your dreams

  Last night I had a dream about a new product called "Litter Robot".   It's an actual thing that your cat can do its business in, and the device will dispose of clumps of cat litter so you don't need to scoop.  Last night in my dream, mine came with a new feature, a bidet.  My cat never trusted me again.  (Originally published on Instagram January 9, 2023) January 30, 2023 Last night I hade a dream that pink lemonade was made out of pink lemons. Back to December 2022                                                       Forward to February 2023

  Last night I had a dream that halfway through the dream, there was a commercial for stain remover.  The dream picked right back up where it had left off. December 5, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I painted the bottom of my surfboard like a shark's underbelly.  I thought it would scare away other sharks.  In my dream, it had the opposite effect. December 9, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I handcuffed myself to a briefcase full of cash.  Then I went to get gas and go to the grocery store.  All gone. December 17, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was working on a mammoth throw.  In real life, it's not illegal to use the ivory of mammoths for carving, but in my dream, I wondered what they did with the skins.  The hair was still silky. December 18, 2022 December 20, 2022 Last night I had a dream about extra-extra crunchy Kraft peanut butter.  The extra-extra crunch was from the shells. December 25, 2022 December 30, 2022 Last night I...

  Last night I had a dream that Harry Potter got with the times and started riding a Swiffer.  (Originally published on Instagram on November 6, 2022). November 8, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was on the set of a Canadian program called "Hudson & Rex", a show about a detective and his canine partner.  I was acting, about to be arrested at a restaurant, and then Rex went for my steak.  Not in the script! November 15, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was waiting for the bus for a long time.  Then I got on the bus.  There was nobody on it.  Then I rode he bus, not knowing where I was going.  I got off the bus and I bumped into Jerry Seinfeld.  He said, "This is a dream about nothing!" November 21, 2022 Last night I had a dream that Nike got the patent for Hermes' sandals and it applied it to their sneakers. November 25, 2022 Last night I had a dream about a new superhero called "The Giggler".  His superpower was that he coul...

Last night I had a dream that I went out to a higher-end steakhouse called "The Keg".  Last night I had a dream that I went to a restaurant called "The Leg".  They specialized in legs.  Crab legs, osso buco, pig's feet and such.  I had the Isle of Man chicken legs. October 20, 2022 Last night I had a dream that giant clams were a major source of gum. October 23, 2022 Last night I had  a dream that I was watching TV and a program came on.  It was a special tag-team wrestling match between the Oompa Loompas and the Munchkins. Back to September 2022                                                              Forward to November 2022

  Last night I had a dream that before goat yoga, there was squid yoga. September 13, 2022 Last night I had a dream about the U.S. Pentagon's release of the video describing a real UFO referred to as the "Tic Tac".  In my dream, it appeared above the Tic Tac factory, demanding the release of prisoners. September 17, 2022 Last night I had a dream that God started using pelicans instead of storks to deliver babies, because they have a bigger pouch. September 19, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I showed up at a party and everyone thought I was wearing a designer dress and hat.  I tried to cry out, but I couldn't breathe. I was being eaten by a boa constrictor. September 28, 2022 Last night I had  a dream that two cavemen were fighting over a pterodactyl wishbone, and started a tradition. Back to August 2022                                               ...

  Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine passed away and gave me a key to her safety deposit box.  I opened it, and was terrified to find a finger with a ring on it.  I took it to the police station, and they told me that the finger was made of wax.  The ring was worth a fortune! August 12, 2022 Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine gave me a snow globe, except it was a bit unusual.  It had red glitter instead of white, and it commemorated the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. August 18, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was given some candies in a movie theatre.  It was dark, and the candies tasted a bit weird.  When the lights came on at the end of a movie, I found out that I wasn't eating liquorice allsorts. August 24, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was at a very upscale pet store in Manhattan that was selling Christian Louboutin stilettos, individually wrapped as chew toys for dogs.  In my dream, (and as well in rea...

  Last night I had a dream that some jellyfish-like aliens came to rescue a space capsule in the ocean.  They only saved the parachutes. July 11, 2022 Last night I had a dream that they put Justin Bieber on the $1,000.00 bill.  They put Hudson and Rex on the $500.00 bill, and there wasn't a denomination big enough for Drake. July 18, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I had a crystal ball that could accurately predict the weather. July 20, 2022 Last night I had a dream about a minion named Hank who had three eyes. July 29, 2022 Last night I had a dream that I was in a library, and for a small fee, you could sign out clothing.  They would clean it for you when you returned it in three days, and I asked if I could buy a zippered top with a cat on it.  They said no. July 30, 2022 Last night I had a dream that Woodstock from "Peanuts" went through an anarchist phase.  He's much better now. Back to June 2022               ...