March 1-31, 2023
Last night I had a dream that my friend's pet mermaid died. We flushed it down the toilet. (Originally published on Instagram, March 11, 2023 March 17, 2023 Happy St. Patrick's Day 2023, and a shout-out to T-Nu! (It's his birthday)! March 18, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I died and went to Purgatory. I was told that I couldn't go to heaven until I went to ghost school. The first assignment was to manifest ourselves as small girls with either a doll or a stuffed animal. I was criticized for not having a scary enough toy. (I'm the one on the far right!) March 22, 2023 Last night I had a dream that Tom Brady got arrested for wearing brass knuckles. They turned out to be his Superbowl rings. March 30, 2023 Last night I had a dream about the most intelligent person in the world. He had an IQ of 190. Everyone wondered why until he took off his tea cozy. Back to February 1-28, 2023 Forward to April 2023