September 1-30, 2021
Last night I had a dream that I went and stayed at a convent in Quebec. It was a beautiful building, and the Sisters were very nice, but I found out that they only had vegan food. I was perplexed. I found a solution. I sneaked in some meat inside of my raincoat. In my dream, I was noshing on a pork chop that was fried in bread crumbs and covered with tomato sauce. I kept on hiding my face in the jacket to conceal what I was doing, but they noticed that I had tomato sauce all over me. Busted! September 3, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I built a doghouse, and when I came back from lunch, an elephant had jammed itself into it. September 6, 2021 Last night I had a dream that I had a bunch of seagulls over for dinner, because I was sorry that I saw them eating garbage. I cooked them up some hot dogs instead. I don't know if they were impressed or not. September 14, 2021 Last night I had a dream that a Muskie fish tore a fishing...