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June 1, 2024 to September 30, 2024

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  Last night I had a dream that Swiffer made a product for lazy people like me.  They were called "Swippers" and you could wear them to pick up dust and hair.  Then you would just throw them out.  (Originally published on Instagram June 17, 2024). June 29, 2024 Last night I had a dream that they made debit and credit cards bigger for seniors so we could tell them apart. August 1, 2024 Last night I had  a dream that my boyfriend and I personally bankrupted Red Lobster by ordering the "Endless Shrimp" special every day for two weeks. September 9, 2024 Last night I had a dream about the fourth and most important wise monkey sitting on the wall.  The first three are, See no Evil, Hear no Evil and Speak no Evil.  The last one is the probably the most often used.  "Smell no Evil". Back to  March 30-May 31, 2024

March 30 - May 31, 2024

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  Last night I had a dream about the "Diary of a Vampire". (Posted May 23, 2024 on Instagram.) March 9, 2024 Last night I had a dream that I was on an elevator with a lot of people.  We were packed in, and people were calling out their floors and I was in front of the floor panel, so I put them in.  Someone said, "Thank you!"  And I replied, "I like pushing people's buttons." March 17, 2024 Happy St. Patrick's Day 2024! March 20, 2024 Last night I had a dream that I was at a hockey game in Boston and letter "B" went for a beer. March 31, 2024 Last night I had a dream that Wiarton Willie (Canada's albino Punxsutawney Phil) got fired because there is no six weeks of winter after February second because of global warming.  He ate his pink slip. April 5, 2024 Last night I had a dream that the zookeepers at the Toronto Zoo had a plan to keep all of their animals safe during the solar eclipse on April 8th. April 19, 2024 Last night I had a

December 1, 2023 - February 29, 2024

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  Last night I had a dream that I went to university to become a cardiologist.  I signed up for a class about balloons.  I thought it would be about balloon catheters, but we were making balloon animals.  I went along with it, but at the end of the class, I found out that the class was to become a "Partyologist".  I clued in when the next class was about lamp shades and mimes. December 9, 2023 Last night I had a dream that Rudolph had a red nose for a good reason. December 11, 2023 Last night I had a dream that to toddlers, Jack-in-the-Box was scary.  But not as scary as Harley-Quinn-in-the-Box. December 24, 2023 Me with a beautiful hat by my sister-in-law.  She made it by hand.  Thank you so much! December 26, 2023 I wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!  And to my Canadian friends, a very happy Boxing Day! December 25, 2023 T-Nu has been busy this holiday season!  What you are looking at is a sculpture based on a painting by his wife, of a cat fortune t

September 1 - November 30, 2023

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  The one on the right is the lesser of two weevils. September 13, 2023 Last night I had a dream that an alien spacecraft crashed, and the occupants were saved.  My friend asked me what they should be fed, and I said, "Why not Mars bars?  They are proudly made in Canada, peanut free and certified carbon neutral". September 19, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I was wearing camelflage. (Camelflage?) September 28, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I was speaking to a very nice child and telling her that strawberries were very good for you.  Then it burst into flames. October 18, 2023 Last night I had a dream about an "Escarghost". October 23, 2023 Last night I had a dream that you never really know how big your pet will get, but I didn't expect it from my canary. October 28, 2023 Last night I had a dream that Yoda told me that he was feeling his age, and that he was a little down.  So I gave him a makeover. November 16, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I was

June 1-30, 2023

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  Happy Pride Month 2023 June 8, 2023 Last night I had a dream that my ankles were being bitten by something.  I couldn't figure it out until I saw a little lion was the culprit.  I had my place visited by a pest management company and they humanely trapped them and sent them back to Africa. June 16, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I sent off my DNA test to an ancestry discovery company, and it turned out that my grandparents were monkeys. July 4, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I found a message in a bottle. July 15, 2023 It's considered to be good luck when an elephant's trunk is in the air. Last night I had a dream that it's bad luck when an elephant's trunk is down because he ate my straw hat. July 20, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I found some ears of corn. August 10, 2023 Last night I had a dream that my cell phone didn't work with facial recognition.  I looked in the mirror and there was no reflection.  That's when I realized that I had bec

May 1-31, 2023

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Last night I had a dream that I was going up a hill, and I saw a parked hatchback with some ice on the rear windshield.  I scraped it off, and continued up the hill.  Then I heard a loud crash, and the car alarm went off.  I turned around and it had smashed into a telephone pole.  In my dream, there were dozens of dishes in the back.  (Originally posted on Instagram May 3, 2023). May 9-12, 2023 I went with my Mom to Montreal.  I hadn't been on vacation since my brother's wedding in 2018.  We had an early Mother's Day dinner at the Vieux Port Steakhouse on the first evening.  (It's the third picture here with the flowers outside the building).  We had a wonderful time!  That's her in the first photo. May 20, 2023 Last night I had a dream that I was in Seattle watching a baseball game between the Mariners and the Toronto Blue Jays.  Guerrero Jr. hit one, and it was a pop fly.  Then, out of nowhere, a bald eagle flew out and grabbed it in midair.  The officials had nev