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Last night I had a dream that Limu Emu, the spokes-bird for Liberty Mutual, got a messy divorce from his wife. Then they fought for custody over the eggs. (Originally published on Instagram, November 8, 2025) November 27, 2025 Last night I had a dream that dryer socks were being stolen by aliens with one foot through a very small wormhole. December 10, 2025 Last night I had a dream that I told a man shoveling snow out of his walkway that no two snowflakes are alike. December 29, 2025 Last night I had a dream that in the far off future, people found the 2025 Emoji Rosetta Stone. Back to July 1, 2025 - September 30, 2025